shitwow

1. n (A play on "shamwow.") A state of affairs that describes something so impressive that one needs to take a dump to recover from being so impressed.

2. n - abridged version of the expression ' Holy Shit! Wow!'. Supposed to signify an exclamation point as when someone takes a dump only to find out that the tubular brown goo has taken the shape of Jesus Christ being crucified on the cross. (Yes even that peanut is where longinus pierced him with his spear). Holy took a dump, hence shitwow!

A: You'll never believe what happened at the MJ memorial. At the end, the casket burst open and MJ jumped up and performed the Thriller!
B: Shitwow!

by ourobouros July 15, 2009

Shittower

Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.

However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.

I just finished my coffee and i am going to shittower and get out here.

Thanks Tbagmartin

by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011

Shitwolf

The lack of any supporting evidence of a statement.
Modern crude adaptation of the phrase "crying wolf".
Coined by a police officer in Trailer Park Boys

Season 4 Episode 1 Never Cry Shitwolf.

You should never cry shitwolf." or "You can't believe Johnny because hes always crying shitwolf.

by sonofaglitch September 18, 2010

Shitown

A derivative of Chitown. A lawless area on the southside of Chicago inhabited by Shines where multiple shootings are a daily occurrence.

Lets visit Chicago this weekend but we want to make sure we stay far away from Shitown so we don't get shot.

by Uncle Morrie May 4, 2017

Shitdown

showdown where you throw shit at your opponents

3... 2... 1... SHITDOWN!

by guhhhhhhhh June 29, 2023

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

by Telephony August 6, 2015

shitwolfe'd

The act of partying, blacking out, where'd your clothes go?, night ending in taco cabana, you fucking partied, you were the master splinter of partying last night

Dude I got so shitwolfe'd last night I woke up naked in a doghouse cuddling a taco.

by hurtturd February 26, 2015