Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.

However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.

I just finished my coffee and i am going to shittower and get out here.

Thanks Tbagmartin

Shittower by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011

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Shitown

A derivative of Chitown. A lawless area on the southside of Chicago inhabited by Shines where multiple shootings are a daily occurrence.

Lets visit Chicago this weekend but we want to make sure we stay far away from Shitown so we don't get shot.

Shitown by Uncle Morrie May 4, 2017

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shitbox one

shitbox one is another microsofts shitty product that will compete with ps4, and wii U. this shit have similar shape and same color with ps4, which why sony put some warning in one of their office door:

Stop Leakage!!!

sony told their prototype product holder to be careful, not to expose it in public, use it in front of many people, or take a photograph of it.

the shitbox will have kinect 2.0, which is the second version of ps2's eyetoy copycat. they also release a god of war ripoff called RYSE as their exclusive. many blunder made by microsoft before their shitty products release, one example is the using of pc to perform game in e3 instead of the real shitbox one.

what is it!!!

its shitbox one!!!

gee, throw it out of window, its disgusting!!!

shitbox one by aagil September 26, 2013

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Shitbox

A shitbox is a vehicle with one or more of the following features.

Rebuilt or salvage title

Spare tire on rim/donut

Cracked windshield

Broken window motor

Garbage bag on one or more windows

Exhaust leak

Squealing belt

Bad alternator

Aftermarket emblems

Check engine light is on

Etc..... You get what I'm saying 😉

Hey Nate, my shitbox needs a new window. You got any spare contractor trash bags?

Shitbox by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019

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