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My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! Unfortunately while I was fucking her in the ass some hot sauce dripped from my balls into my ass and we both went to the ER. So please only use hot sauce as needed.
by TbagMartin October 21, 2010
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Get the Jersey Shore Blowfish mug.GBA is an abbreviation for the phrase Gag Beat Analyze. Not to be confused with the NBA where many GBA actually take place.
"A good GBA makes everything feel so much better” former NBA player. GBA is not only used in the NBA its now common on dating websites, if GBA is in a profile you know you are in for a great night.
by tbagmartin May 8, 2013
Get the GBA mug.A Happy Disaster is when You take a shit and do not flush. Leaving it for the discovery of a good friend.
by Tbagmartin April 15, 2010
Get the Happy Disaster mug.When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"
by TbagMartin March 23, 2010
Get the FLUMPER mug.My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! She was shitting fire for a week.
by TbagMartin October 21, 2010
Get the Mexican Hot Poker mug.Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.
However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.
However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.
by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011
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