Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.
However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.
However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.
by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011
Get the Shittower mug.One who has recently received an experimental COVID vaccine or gene therapy, and goes around shedding viruses and nanotech on the general public, often while getting their free Krispy Kreme donut.
I saw that skin-shitter James at the bar last night. That juiced-up virus factory was shedding all over everyone.
by eggplant boi May 21, 2021
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To soil one's undercrackers so badly that they have to be destroyed with immediate effect. This is normally 'achieved' by sharting too forgivably.
Errr darling. Can you go get me a clean pair of cacks please. I've quite shitterally soiled these ones.
by ShittierJokes October 16, 2017
Get the shitterally mug.by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016
Get the Critter shitter mug.An individual that allows family and friends to treat them like shit. The individual gets tired of having to tolerate the bullshit treatment and will cry to people that don't treat them like shit and these people that never shit on that individual will be there for support. But then the individual wants to tolerate being shit on again by their family or friends and then the people giving the individual their support end up having to deal with that individuals shit.
The shitlover is a lost cause and always ends up going back for more so don't even get involved or you will be a shitlover too.
by jpg3 December 5, 2011
Get the shitlover mug.When going out in L.A., you're lucky if you don't have to pay to pee. Therefore, it shouldn't come as a surprise when nature calls and a sidewalk shitter starts doing his business out in the open.
by D.S. Credito March 1, 2015
Get the sidewalk shitter mug.A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.
Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.
by The Casio collector August 25, 2021
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