shitsturber

A person who loves to cause drama just because they love the chaos and doesn't care about how it effects other people involved.

Ugh, don't tell her about me sleeping with him. She's such a shitsturber.

by _Ellia_ April 14, 2011

Shitsturbate

To masturbate oneself while taking a shit. Simultaneous masturbation and defecation. The ultimate dual release.

After years of marriage, Carl's wife finally figured out her husband takes an excessively long time in the bathroom because he loves to Shitsturbate.

by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2016

Shitsturbation

A simultaneous performance of shitting and masturbating, often done in public restrooms.

Kayla: Wow, I heard some really weird noises when I was using the restroom. Sounded like someone was really enjoying their dump...
Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.

by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011

shitstabber

Fag, homosexual, pole sitter, butt pirate.

I was taking a piss in the urinal at the game and I look over and see some shitstabber staring at my crank.

by Larry Tiita May 11, 2009

Shitstabber

Gay Sex.
When a male inserts penis up the others bum.

I Love A Good Shitstab.
Or
I Heard He Was A Shitstabber!
"No Way!"

by MOLLii3 X August 26, 2007

Shittuber

A shitty YouTuber. Someone who uploads shitty content on the platform YouTube whom any sane person would refrain from watching.

Person 1: Hey want to watch Logan Paul's new vlog?

Person 2: That shittuber? I'd rather fucking shove an elephant's trunk up my ass than see a Logan Paul video.

by darknightshadow September 25, 2018

Shitsturbate

The act of reaching your hand into your rectum and covering it with shit. Then using the shit covered hand to masturbate. The shit will act as a lubricant

Joe: I cummed to the roof whe I finally decided to Shitsturbate!

Paul: I told you!

Joe: Yeah, poop is good lube.

by Topazoo November 29, 2009