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Kayla: Wow, I heard some really weird noises when I was using the restroom. Sounded like someone was really enjoying their dump...
Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.
Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.
by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011
Get the Shitsturbation mug.A simultaneous fingering of the vagina and eating out of the clit. The surf represents the wet part (the tongue) while the turf represents the dry (the finger).
Billy: Dude, Britney was really moaning last night. Did you get it in?
Kyle: Nah, I just surf and turfed her.
Kyle: Nah, I just surf and turfed her.
by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011
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