shitstab

to have anal sex.

You know that chick will let you shitstab.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Shitstab

To freeze a shit, put it in a bag, and use it as a weapon

Fred: shut the fuck up or your gonna be shitstabbed

Bob: NOOOOOO

by No one did it right October 30, 2020

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.

Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!

by OniFTW February 3, 2014

Shittabatty

Someone who walks around with shit pasted up in their ass while wearing their underwear!

Demitri did you see that girl?? She's dancing on stage with a Shittabatty!!!

Krystle I ran out of toilet paper! I have some serious Shittabatty!

by ericoz July 28, 2009

shitstalking

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.

He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019

Shitstagram

1. The act of viewing Instagram while taking a shit.

2. To post a picture of a drain-clogging shit using the Amaro app as if to impress your friends and reach a like count above 11. Accompanied by the hashtag shitstagtam, hashtag lookatmenow.

Sorry that took so long, I was shitstagramming.

The wifi here sucks, that shitstagram took a minute to load.

Dog, my shitstagram got 14 likes today. That's def more than my latte art instas have ever gotten me.

by Giardipants January 19, 2014

The main shitstain

The main reason something sucks

“Why the fuck is Reggie bullock starting he’s the main shitstain

by Free Luka$$$ July 23, 2021