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shittercritter 

A shittercritter "shih ter krih ter" is a person who makes more money turning tricks in the bathroom than they do at their actual job, which is implied to be a stripper.
Yeah, we all call her a stripper, she says she's one, and her taxes say it; but she makes more money blowing guys in the bathroom at work than she does as an actual stripper. The bathroom has worse lighting, which means more money for her. Hence, she's a shittercritter.
shittercritter by Queenula. March 20, 2017

shitster 

adj. One who causes trouble, especially for others - a contraction of "shit stirrer".
Joey just lied to his older sister about nailing her best friend - what a shitster!
shitster by jim October 3, 2003

shittered 

drunk, stoned, pissed out of one's tree, hammered, etc
holy fuck, i was just shittered last night!
shittered by Jenny August 3, 2004

Omaha Anus Shatterer 

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.
Omaha Anus Shatterer by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010

Shittered 

State of complete and total inebriation, tyically due to alcohol, but may be drug-related.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Going to the clubs to get shittered."
Shittered by Heav_87 May 31, 2006

Shitster 

A person/parody account who repeatedly uses an extremely unfunny joke that typically follows a characteristic and predictable pattern.
Person 1 (The Shitster): *Continuously sends the same image that is five months old*

Person 2: I think god should kill you.
Shitster by PugMaster2 August 30, 2023