19 definitions by Larry Tiita
Like a crank shot, a clam shot is a photo of a female's junk, usually sent via text message by a randy whore who you probably just met.
I texted Tina to see what she was doing and next thing you know she sends me a clam shot. Looked like chopped liver. Needless to say, I went right over to her house.
by Larry Tiita September 12, 2009
Someone who has no clue how to play cards, especially poker. They usually rear their stupid heads at the Blackjack tables.
So I was in Vegas playing blackjack. I got dealt a pair of Kings. The dealer had a five showing. This cardtard next to me took a hit and got a facecard. The dealer drew a 6 and I lost $100 bucks. WTF?
by Larry Tiita August 24, 2009
Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"
Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.
by Larry Tiita September 22, 2009
A combination of predator and peophile. Often seen strolling naked into a home of what he thought was a 12 year old girl on NBC's To Catch A Predator only to be tackled and beat down by the police upon his exit from the house.
by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009
Foodstamps. This was the original definition for the word, until loose women starting getting tats above their ass cracks.
You should have seen it. I was at the grocery store waiting in line and this crack whore with 8 kids was buying soda, steak and lobster. The bitch paid in tramp stamps. I couldn't help myself. I told her to get a job, close her legs and get out of my wallet.
by Larry Tiita April 18, 2009
A woman who is either too self absorbed or feels her family name is superior to that of her spouse's, so she hyphenates her last name.
Jim is a sackless piece of crap. Can you believe she's keeping her name when they get married? Fucking hyphen-wife.
by Larry Tiita July 15, 2010
What people of color in the projects call the State cheese that is handed out to them by the truck load. The word is slang for Government Cheese.
Shiiit, Tyrone I'm sick of this gubment cheese. Ain't you got any peanut butter and jelly in this crib?
by Larry Tiita April 21, 2009