shitscrub 

some body who is a little scally wag and somebody who is very trampy and scruffy and somebody who drives a gut truck who is about 4 ft tall.

check out shitscrub the scruffy litle bastard,

shiiittt scruubbb nawwwwww

the shmirt curt on the 1963 kawasaki beast

narrgghhhh the big marshall thermo baby

shitscrub by jake stevens May 5, 2006

Shitsturbate 

To masturbate oneself while taking a shit. Simultaneous masturbation and defecation. The ultimate dual release.

After years of marriage, Carl's wife finally figured out her husband takes an excessively long time in the bathroom because he loves to Shitsturbate.

Shitsturbate by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2016

Shitsturbation 

A simultaneous performance of shitting and masturbating, often done in public restrooms.

Kayla: Wow, I heard some really weird noises when I was using the restroom. Sounded like someone was really enjoying their dump...
Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.

Shitsturbation by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011

Shitcrum 

Small pieces of poo attached to ones pubic hair in the rectum region.

AKA a cling-on.

"Dude, I thought finished shitting but had the one shitcrum that just refused to drop"

"That cow has some major shitcrum issues!"

Shitcrum by Jasko777 June 22, 2009

Shitstruck 

To have a rapid or sudden overpowering urge to shit when you least expect it.

A sudden urge to shit that makes you squeeze your buttcheeks together tightly to avoid shitting your pants. Usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eyelids.

An immediate and overpowering need to take a shit.

When your eyes fly open, and your asshole slams shut.

Biff " What's wrong Marty?"
Marty " I just got shitstruck!"
Biff "That sucks bro, we are miles away from a toilet."

"I would have been here ten minutes ago, but I got shitstruck right before I left the house."

Mom "Why are the sleeves missing from that new t-shirt I bought you last week?"
Son "When I was out fishing, I got shitstruck."
Mom "Well put some toilet paper in your tacklebox!"

Shitstruck by bretsky247 April 28, 2013

Shitscuits 

(n) Shit-skits: Extremely lumpy and brown biscuits. Usually produced by the ass, and consumed by many Mexicans. Usually broiled with a light buttery sauce, and served with a low-fat strawberry jam.

P1: "Man, I've been having a bad day today. It's worse than a mexican "shitscuits" fiesta."

P2: "I was in the war! You've never had a bad day! One time I had to shit, while running... with a grenade in my hand. Bad day my ass!"

Shitscuits by chevelleROCKER18 July 26, 2009

shitsturber 

A person who loves to cause drama just because they love the chaos and doesn't care about how it effects other people involved.

Ugh, don't tell her about me sleeping with him. She's such a shitsturber.

shitsturber by _Ellia_ April 14, 2011