Shitstruck

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To have a rapid or sudden overpowering urge to shit when you least expect it.

A sudden urge to shit that makes you squeeze your buttcheeks together tightly to avoid shitting your pants. Usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eyelids.

An immediate and overpowering need to take a shit.

When your eyes fly open, and your asshole slams shut.

Biff " What's wrong Marty?"
Marty " I just got shitstruck!"
Biff "That sucks bro, we are miles away from a toilet."

"I would have been here ten minutes ago, but I got shitstruck right before I left the house."

Mom "Why are the sleeves missing from that new t-shirt I bought you last week?"
Son "When I was out fishing, I got shitstruck."
Mom "Well put some toilet paper in your tacklebox!"

Shitstruck by bretsky247 April 28, 2013

Words you can keep

shitstruck

To have a rapid urge to shit when you least expect it.

Sudden urge to shit that makes you squeeze your buttcheeks together tightly to avoid shitting your pants. Usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eye lids.

Biff: "What's wrong with you, Marty?"
Marty: "I just got shitstruck!"
Biff: "That sucks bro, we are miles from a bathroom."

shitstruck by bretsky4ever April 28, 2013

Shittucky

Derogatory slang for "Kentucky".

Oh man, does anything not suck ass in this state? No wonder they call it Shittucky.

Shittucky by Bonch Nifkin June 17, 2011

shitsucker

A person who sucks on another ones shit.

Your such a shitsucker!

shitsucker by Buttrape Johnson March 1, 2008

shitsticks

A lightweight expletive, almost child friendly really, to shoot from the mouth when frustrated by something.

Oh can you believe it, that crazy dog is out again; all I can say is “shitsticks!”

shitsticks by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Shitstick

Comes from the spanish word "caga palo". Means a person who messes around to much. A fuck-up

That guy is a real big shitstick!

Shitstick by Thee Shitstick Robert November 6, 2006

Shitstreaker

One who damages someone's property by covering it in streaks of shite.

Beware of the local shitstreaker.

Shitstreaker by SAJLT August 14, 2009

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026