Shitstruck

To have a rapid or sudden overpowering urge to shit when you least expect it.

A sudden urge to shit that makes you squeeze your buttcheeks together tightly to avoid shitting your pants. Usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eyelids.

An immediate and overpowering need to take a shit.

When your eyes fly open, and your asshole slams shut.

Biff " What's wrong Marty?"
Marty " I just got shitstruck!"
Biff "That sucks bro, we are miles away from a toilet."

"I would have been here ten minutes ago, but I got shitstruck right before I left the house."

Mom "Why are the sleeves missing from that new t-shirt I bought you last week?"
Son "When I was out fishing, I got shitstruck."
Mom "Well put some toilet paper in your tacklebox!"

by bretsky247 April 28, 2013

shitstruck

To have a rapid urge to shit when you least expect it.

Sudden urge to shit that makes you squeeze your buttcheeks together tightly to avoid shitting your pants. Usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eye lids.

Biff: "What's wrong with you, Marty?"
Marty: "I just got shitstruck!"
Biff: "That sucks bro, we are miles from a bathroom."

by bretsky4ever April 28, 2013

Shittucky

Derogatory slang for "Kentucky".

Oh man, does anything not suck ass in this state? No wonder they call it Shittucky.

by Bonch Nifkin June 17, 2011

shitsucker

A person who sucks on another ones shit.

Your such a shitsucker!

by Buttrape Johnson March 1, 2008

shitsticks

A lightweight expletive, almost child friendly really, to shoot from the mouth when frustrated by something.

Oh can you believe it, that crazy dog is out again; all I can say is “shitsticks!”

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Shitstick

Comes from the spanish word "caga palo". Means a person who messes around to much. A fuck-up

That guy is a real big shitstick!

by Thee Shitstick Robert November 6, 2006

Shitstreaker

One who damages someone's property by covering it in streaks of shite.

Beware of the local shitstreaker.

by SAJLT August 14, 2009