Shitscuits 

(n) Shit-skits: Extremely lumpy and brown biscuits. Usually produced by the ass, and consumed by many Mexicans. Usually broiled with a light buttery sauce, and served with a low-fat strawberry jam.

P1: "Man, I've been having a bad day today. It's worse than a mexican "shitscuits" fiesta."

P2: "I was in the war! You've never had a bad day! One time I had to shit, while running... with a grenade in my hand. Bad day my ass!"

Shitscuits by chevelleROCKER18 July 26, 2009

shitshitshit 

A scientific term used by chemistry students in certain cases:
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows

Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!

a:
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.

b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!

etc. etc.

shitshitshit by The dude with no eyebrows September 16, 2008

Shiscuits 

So I've invented a new word...'Shiscuits'. Definition is : The only biscuits you have left in the cupboard when you go looking,.You were hoping to find a Bourbon or Lemon Puff but all that was there was an open pack of Scottish shortbread left over from Christmas..Any shit biscuits hence..Shiscuits! This also doubles up as a game the whole family can play.You suggest a biscuit, let's say jammy dodger, and the other person has to right down 'Biscuit or Shiscuit.If you guess there answer correctly you get an agreed biscuit,if not,you have to eat 3 Jacobs Cream Crackers without any water.The loser is the first one to dehydrate to such an extent that you can't get your crackers down. So there you go...Shiscuits...Enjoy using it and playing it!

I'm afraid we don't have any good stuff,only Shiscuits!

Shiscuits by The Burf June 23, 2018

Shitcutsyndrome 

A common disease that lasts for months with no cure. This disease only exists in cheap barbershops where you ask for a haircut and they absolutely butcher it. The worst part is that you have to deal with it for months and there is no going back.

"Bro, what happened to your hair?"
-" I got ShitCutSyndrome bro"

Shitcutsyndrome by Scropin_09 June 24, 2022

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

When no grill cheese

me: Im hungry

me, about to make a grilled cheese realizing that im out of cheese: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

roomate: bro whats wrong

me: I wanted to make grilled cheese but were out of cheese

roomate: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit by Hehe I cheated February 26, 2021

Shitscuit 

A very dry poop that struggles to come out

This damn Shitscuit won’t get out!

Shitscuit by The ginger god March 23, 2019

shiscuits 

when you wake up in the morning and start talking to somebody and your breath smells like you just got done eating a fresh batch of shit biscuits for breakfast.

ie:you go over to your buddy's house early in the morning and say"hey you want these tickets for the noon kickoff? he's hung over and says "uumm...sure i'll go" and you say "what did you have for breakfast this morning, shiscuits?"

shiscuits by jasteel20 January 4, 2008