Shitscrolling
Scrolling through content on social media while pooping with the intent of making it easier to poop because you envision yourself pooping on the faces that appear in the cheerful selfies and/or art, etc.
A: Jessica's instagram is so pathetic I can go shitscrolling thru her selfies every time i take a crap.
B: meh, Jessica isn't all that special in being pathetic. I shitscroll through everybody's photos.
B: meh, Jessica isn't all that special in being pathetic. I shitscroll through everybody's photos.
Shitscrolling by suhogrozdje May 21, 2019
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