shitscrew 

a shitscrew is a (stupid) dumbass person who fucks everything up and cant do anything right

bill is a shitscrew

shitscrew by terrible d February 27, 2018

shitcreek 

A fictitious creek, that has shit flowing just like water would normally flow. As a figure of speech, one might say "I am drowning!", but if it worse than that, one may say "I am drowning in shitcreek".
If one creek did exist, one would probably have more of a chance of living after falling in shitcreek, than a normal creek, due to the viscosity of feces being higher. Most people usually do not think about this, because it’s not something you think about.

"If you do not complete that proposal, we are going to be 15 miles up shitcreek."

shitcreek by word genie February 20, 2005

shitspresso 

1. Diarrhea

2. A hot, dark stream of fecal matter, ejected under high pressure, usually causing severe discomfort for the afflicted individual.

Terrance: Can I offer you some coffee, or a pastry?

Phillip: No, thanks. I have shitspresso.

shitspresso by Zoiks El Presidente November 13, 2010

shitscrub 

some body who is a little scally wag and somebody who is very trampy and scruffy and somebody who drives a gut truck who is about 4 ft tall.

check out shitscrub the scruffy litle bastard,

shiiittt scruubbb nawwwwww

the shmirt curt on the 1963 kawasaki beast

narrgghhhh the big marshall thermo baby

shitscrub by jake stevens May 5, 2006

Shitbrewer 

Adjective: The first grass Joint/Spliff of the day that starts the feeling that you must take shit before sparking the joint.

Does not occur everytime! , maybe after a night of fierce munch.

Guy : Oh mate im no sparking this bad boy the now , i need to to take a shit!

Guys Mate : Aww a shitbrewer ha ha

Shitbrewer by Mcschnick June 19, 2010

shitcrease 

A slang word for the human bum crack.

Oh f*ck i forgot to wipe my shitcrease.

shitcrease by Ferg:e January 9, 2008

Shitstreaker 

One who damages someone's property by covering it in streaks of shite.

Beware of the local shitstreaker.

Shitstreaker by SAJLT August 14, 2009