Shotrocket

Verb: To jerk off/masturbate (for a male: hence the rocket).

Before I start my homework I have to shotrocket to some porn.

by krystanistheshit December 14, 2010

shitrocked

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

by Romanick October 16, 2007

shrocket

High powered shit caused by an energy drink with at least 50% juice content. Only when the fecal matter is splattered on the sides of the bowl, is it considered a shrocket.

Shit rocket, when you destroy the bathroom after drinking an energy drink (with juice), when the discharge comes out so forcefully that it all sticks on the sides of the bowl and does not end up in the water. "That energy drink killed my stomach i'm going to have to shrocket soon."

by Andrew and Brynden June 21, 2008

Shitracket

The process of pooping through a racket to make multiple strands of feces.

Person 1: "Did you hear about *Insert name*?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"

by hitman61live December 14, 2012

snotrocket

n. mass of mucuous expelled by force, either involuntarily through sneezing or by closing one nostril and exhaling nasally

"That Polock shot a snotrocket at my hi-tops, so I kicked his ass."
"My cold was so bad I was shooting snotrockets all over my car."

by BrightApollo October 9, 2003

snowrocket

The act of snowballing, then transfering the contents of said snowball through the nasal cavity into the nose, then snotrocketing the contents into the snowball givers mouth

As Amber received matts load in her mouth, she then transfered the load from her mouth through her nasal passages with a quick snort, snot rocketing the load back into matts mouth. "amber snowrocketed matt"

by craftyfox September 21, 2006

Snowrocket

When a man goes out into sub-zero temperatures and engulfs his penile section into the snow, only to run back inside and ram it into the behind of a unsuspecting female, (preferably sleeping).

Found out my girl fucked Jake, so I gave her a snowrocket last night and broke up with her after.

by Daat Penguin July 16, 2014