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Shitlocker

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.
Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"
by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020
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shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.
She let me stick it in her shitlocker.
by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006
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shitlover

An individual that allows family and friends to treat them like shit. The individual gets tired of having to tolerate the bullshit treatment and will cry to people that don't treat them like shit and these people that never shit on that individual will be there for support. But then the individual wants to tolerate being shit on again by their family or friends and then the people giving the individual their support end up having to deal with that individuals shit.
The shitlover is a lost cause and always ends up going back for more so don't even get involved or you will be a shitlover too.
by jpg3 December 5, 2011
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Shitfuckery

1. An extreme degree of nonsense, especially when coming from an authoritative figure.

2. Bullshit
I can't deal with this bureaucratic shitfuckery anymore.
by Skip Residue July 23, 2010
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Shitfuckery

A word that is widely used by the juice media when explaining government ads honestly.
No, this isn’t a dystopian sci-fi flick, that is the result of four cancerous decades of neoliberal shitfuckery.
by turnoffthelights June 4, 2020
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snotlocker

nose, according to david sedaris' father
just clock him in the snotlocker and he'll go down like like a pile of bricks!
by stendhalismo February 22, 2005
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buttersnap shitfuckery

The intransigent nature of sodomite psychology.

The unwillingness of a person to consider anything
which is not in accord with their raison d'être.
A fuctard can be a person who has buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind
by Avesta May 25, 2010
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