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shitnoob 

An individual so utterly n00b that the prefix shit must be attached first to illustrate their absolute shittiness.

NOTE: must be pronounced as a singular word
"You're a shitnoob"
"oi shitnoob"
shitnoob by coleski September 8, 2006
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Shit noob 

A Phrase commonly used by germans on Halo 3. The pharse means that you are a noob and you are shit.it is pronounced sh-ee-t-new-b.
Hey blue team, you are a shit noob.
your mum was a shit noob in bed last night.
Shut up shit noob
Shit noob by David Huw Jones November 25, 2007
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Shitnook 

Derived from the word chinook, a shitnook is a warm, slightly foul, southerly breeze that comes from a hidden valley under the bed cover.
Saturday morning was off to a great start, then my girlfriend released a shitnook from under the duvet.
Shitnook by Knot Smith March 12, 2019

Shitnoor 

Something you say when you childish ass fuck
Childish ass people: shitnoor what's up
Shitnoor by Sheikhy May 17, 2018

Shit Noob 

99% of the millennial generation that exists today.
If you think being an alcoholic is acceptable chances are you're a shit noob
Shit Noob by Bakedkipling May 29, 2018
1. A pejorative term for a homosexual.
2. A small, flaccid, or otherwise underperforming penis.
1. Don't bend down, shitnob's behind you.
2. Get off me you useless shitnob, I'll use my fingers.
shitnob by Jonny Bastard December 19, 2019

Shitnobu 

Basically Shinobu from demon slayer. But make the "Shin"to "Shit". Im joking with this im a Shinobu lover its just a Nickname. So no offense to any Shinobu lovers. Shinobu haters aswell.

Thanks for reading. Have a nice day.
"Person 1: Guys. Shinobu Sounds boring. Lets say Shitnobu instead!"
"Person 2: Sure! I Love Shitnobu!"
"Person 3: Well i hate Shitnobu.""
"Person 1: Yay!"
Shitnobu by leileia March 10, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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