Shitnooze

(Verb) Shit + Snooze
When you poop so hard that you fall asleep to recover from the pain.

Guy 1: “Why were you in the bathroom for so long?”
Guy 2: “Sorry, I had to Shitnooze because of all that P.F. Chang’s from yesterday.”

by MySchoolAccount April 27, 2021

shitoozle

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.

1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!

by the definition circuit January 8, 2008

shnoozen

To penetrate a penis with another penis.

when i walked into Trent’s room, him and Vinny were shnoozen.

by michael baio December 9, 2019

shitooze

shit + ooze = shitooze

Synonymous to bullshit.

Pronounced "shih-tooz"

I've had enough of your shitooze.

by the definition circuit January 8, 2008

Shitboomer

n. Pejorative term referring to members of the baby boomer generation. Often used by Generation Xers or Millennials to express their frustration regarding how their parents' generation inherited a world of unlimited possibility and due to their boundless greed and entitlement, left their children and grandchildren a future of grinding austerity with no end in sight.

(1) My SHITBOOMER boss called me from the golf course to tell me I'm not working hard enough. (2) Sorry, honey, we'll never be able to buy a house because the SHITBOOMERS in Congress diverted the money for FHA loans to Social Security and Viagra research.

by TTH2012 July 5, 2012

Shitdoze

The shittiest operating system in the world. If you are currently operating Shitdoze, then please SMASH THE DAMN THING. Here, use this mallet: II--:::
Refer to Windoze.

I used to have Shitdoze, but I'm cool now.

by Tha Protagonist! May 26, 2005

shitnose

anyone with his nose way up his bosses ass

by crap magnet May 25, 2003