Shitnook 

Derived from the word chinook, a shitnook is a warm, slightly foul, southerly breeze that comes from a hidden valley under the bed cover.

Saturday morning was off to a great start, then my girlfriend released a shitnook from under the duvet.

Shitnook by Knot Smith March 12, 2019

Shitbooking 

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!

Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

Whip a shithook 

A term meaning “to execute a U-turn while driving. “
The term is used mainly in Saskatchewan and the prairie provinces of Canada

Well we missed our turn, you better whip a shithook n go back.

Whip a shithook by Circlesister March 10, 2021

shitbook 

uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed

can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)

"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."

shitbook by ladragonmaster February 4, 2010

shithooked  

Being intoxicated to the point of no return; very high level of intoxication.

After drinking a half gallon of Jack Daniel's, we were pretty much shithooked for the night.

shithooked by B.R.V. September 30, 2007

shitnoob 

An individual so utterly n00b that the prefix shit must be attached first to illustrate their absolute shittiness.

NOTE: must be pronounced as a singular word

"You're a shitnoob"
"oi shitnoob"

shitnoob by coleski September 8, 2006

shithook 

What my manager, Pat Schroeder, calls me on a daily basis.

"Nice work, Shithook!"

shithook by Shithook March 16, 2005