Germans 

A group of people living mostly in Germany, the beaches of Southern Spain and Pennsylvania. They are great at pretty much everything, and have invented most technical gear you own or would like to own.

Being an awesome nation, a short Austrian named Hitler managed to make these good-humored people think they were the master race. This soon turned out to be false, and to this day, Germans travel the globe apologizing profusely for ever believing that crap.

Germans are known to be great lovers, although they often dress poorly and sometimes sport moustaches. That's why Karl Lagerfeld pretends to be French. As a rule of thumb, Germans posses the inverse skill set of the English, who suck at everything except wearing really, really, really groovy clothes and writing catchy pop songs.

Famous Germans include Beethoven, Wagner, the Scorpions, Einstein, Luther, Boris Becker, Kant, Milli Vanilli and most British Royalty. Ahmadinejad and Tom Cruise secretly want to be German, but they can't.

Your mum: Look at these guys, they are building a great car. Are they Japanese?

You: No, doh. They are tall and handsome, so obviously they are Germans. Let's go and nag them about the holocaust. (they walk over)

Hans: Ve are so sorry about what happened...
Fritz: Sorry.

Germans by Kurt von Kraut December 2, 2009

Germans 

Deragotory description of another person's belated observation or contribution to the conversation or thread, indicating that their observation is 'old news' despite they're thinking it's 'new news.' Etiology: Belushi's character (Bluto) asks, " Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" to which Otter questions Boon, "Germans?" Boon responds "Forget it, he's on a roll."

Posting a link to a news story 2 - 3days old which has already been discussed ad nauseum: Brittany Spears may not be a good role model .. That so Germans.

Germans by LSUs Fat Man February 1, 2009

Germans 

Great people! They are also very good car engineers!

Some German Car Makes:

Audi
BMW
Mercedes-Benz
Volkswagen
Porsche

Germans make great cars!

Germans by Anonymous August 9, 2003

germans 

Germans are very smart, and cool people.

Without them, who knows what the hell we would do.

Hey look that kid is German lets go party with him.

germans by Nire November 18, 2003

germans 

People who always make good stuff.

You know the Germans always make good stuff. - (Quotation commonly found in discussions about Shamwow.)

germans by RMN85 September 1, 2009

germans 

People who now have nothing to do with the world wars and know more than others that hitler is austrian. They are often proud and can be mistaken for arrogant and they are also very laid back people that don't have anything against the english or americans

none given

germans by anonymous January 21, 2004

germans 

A nation of people who are fanatical about David Hasselhoff, and when they go to beaches--either in their own or in other countries; they're always digging holes!

Did you see that? Hasselhoff was running down the beach and fell in a hole. It was those damned Germans again!

germans by Anonymous November 8, 2003