shitlimp
When a creepy lady with a scowl on her face limps into your classroom while you are teaching high school math. And, of course, she tells you what a shitty job you are doing.
shitlimp by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
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Shit Limp • shit limpet • Shitlips • Shitpimple • Shitlips, the • Shitlip shitskin • shit blimp • Shit limbo • shit pimp • Shit Gimp
Shit Limp
Shit Limp by RawtenDeek October 26, 2010
Shitpimple
Word was coined at www.TeamFHA.com by the founder, Elusive. It is analagous to smacktard, fucktard, and asshat.
1. Smartass
2. Noob
3. Dumbass
4. Fuckhead
1. Smartass
2. Noob
3. Dumbass
4. Fuckhead
1. That's it, that's it, what shitpimple just ran into my plane.
2. Next time I get in a plane, why don't you shitpimples get in an AA and help me out.
3. Bullshit!! There is no way that shitpimple knew I was there.
2. Next time I get in a plane, why don't you shitpimples get in an AA and help me out.
3. Bullshit!! There is no way that shitpimple knew I was there.
Shitpimple by MoFo November 18, 2004
shitlip
1. a bizzarre sexual practice involving smearing shit on your partner's top lip after anal sex, see dirty sanchez
2. same as above, but done as a practical joke, usually whilst someone is sleeping/passed out etc. turd applied may or may not be human. the person wakes up to a most fragrant aroma.
2. same as above, but done as a practical joke, usually whilst someone is sleeping/passed out etc. turd applied may or may not be human. the person wakes up to a most fragrant aroma.
slimy perv: fancy a shitlip tonight?
your daughter: okay!!!
Matt: haha look we just totally shitlipped joey with that dog crap we found outside!
joey: what..uh..how long was i out for? and uh, whats that smell?
your daughter: okay!!!
Matt: haha look we just totally shitlipped joey with that dog crap we found outside!
joey: what..uh..how long was i out for? and uh, whats that smell?
shitlip by me old fruity September 5, 2005
Shitlips
An insult which is used for its more impactful and unique tone.
Usually used when no one can think of a fitting insult for someone.
Usually used when no one can think of a fitting insult for someone.
Shitlips by OwMyBodyHurt May 9, 2019
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