shitlimp

When a creepy lady with a scowl on her face limps into your classroom while you are teaching high school math. And, of course, she tells you what a shitty job you are doing.

Bill got shitlimped again, and it’s only Tuesday!

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

Shitlips

A person who tends to talk about things without knowledge, and usually incorrectly (i.e. talks out of their ass), or generally speaking, an idiot.

"Nice try, shitlips. Too bad Jackie Wilson sings that song."

by Colinito October 20, 2006

Shit Limp

A limp you develop while running to the toilet busting to do a dump

Oh man I had a "shit limp" while I was walking to the toilet last night

by RawtenDeek October 26, 2010

Shitpimple

Word was coined at www.TeamFHA.com by the founder, Elusive. It is analagous to smacktard, fucktard, and asshat.
1. Smartass
2. Noob
3. Dumbass
4. Fuckhead

1. That's it, that's it, what shitpimple just ran into my plane.

2. Next time I get in a plane, why don't you shitpimples get in an AA and help me out.

3. Bullshit!! There is no way that shitpimple knew I was there.

by MoFo November 18, 2004

Shitlips

Someone who provides oral stimulation to anothers anus.

Someone who tongues bum.

by Ian April 9, 2003

shitlip

1. a bizzarre sexual practice involving smearing shit on your partner's top lip after anal sex, see dirty sanchez
2. same as above, but done as a practical joke, usually whilst someone is sleeping/passed out etc. turd applied may or may not be human. the person wakes up to a most fragrant aroma.

slimy perv: fancy a shitlip tonight?
your daughter: okay!!!

Matt: haha look we just totally shitlipped joey with that dog crap we found outside!
joey: what..uh..how long was i out for? and uh, whats that smell?

by me old fruity September 5, 2005

Shitlips

An insult which is used for its more impactful and unique tone.
Usually used when no one can think of a fitting insult for someone.

"Hehehe fortnite is cool"
"Shut the fuck up shitlips

by OwMyBodyHurt May 9, 2019