14 definitions by Missile MP el G

Burning, itching, and overall unpleasant sensation in the area of the male genitalia that is impossible to suppress.
The maro fire in my pants is driving me crazy. Makes me want to call my ex wife.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
A group of faggoty ass bitches at their annual fantasy football draft.
Look at that dealamen, must be close to football season.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
An act of trickery used when buying a round of shots when the buyer fills his shot glass with water instead of vodka. The bartender is an accomplice, paid off with a big tip.
Chad just clindened his friends again. Do they not realize that after six vodka shots Chad should be drunk, but he’s not.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
Getting totally blasted and losing one shoe. On occasion, both shoes get lost.
Damnit, I was so erict last night...lost another Birkenstock.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
The imaginary place a women’s mind wanders into after having an extremely satisfying sexual experience. A state of euphoria.
That man is such a sensual lover. I feel like I’ll be in mattyland forever.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
A complete and total disaster of a person.
Late again, vanhouten?
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019