shitlip

1. a bizzarre sexual practice involving smearing shit on your partner's top lip after anal sex, see dirty sanchez
2. same as above, but done as a practical joke, usually whilst someone is sleeping/passed out etc. turd applied may or may not be human. the person wakes up to a most fragrant aroma.

slimy perv: fancy a shitlip tonight?
your daughter: okay!!!

Matt: haha look we just totally shitlipped joey with that dog crap we found outside!
joey: what..uh..how long was i out for? and uh, whats that smell?

shitlip by me old fruity September 5, 2005

Shitlip shitskin 

A black guy who isnt quite black, but rather, shit brown.

That guy right there is a shitlip shitskin, hes not really black, more of a shit brown color.

Shitlip shitskin by George Palorovik December 27, 2020

Shitliac

Similar to the disease Celiac where people have Gluten Intolerance, but with Shitliac people have Bullshit Intolerance.

There’s no known cure for Shitliac. The best you can do is to manage the symptoms by staying away from salesmen and politicians.

Shitliac by TDinKS October 9, 2019

shitlib 

Person with no core beliefs or values, other than supporting institutional power. Prefers slogans & optics to actual policy.

"My rich neighbor just put a Ukraine flag in front of their house. What a shitlib!"

shitlib by jkd_dude April 20, 2023

shitlib 

Portmanteau comprising the words “shit” and “lib.” Used in leftist political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American liberals.

“Vote blue no matter who! You’re probably a russian bot trying to get Trump re-elected.”

“Nope, I’m just not a shitlib like you. Hit the phones.”

shitlib by Unapologetic Socialist September 8, 2020

Shitlips

A person who tends to talk about things without knowledge, and usually incorrectly (i.e. talks out of their ass), or generally speaking, an idiot.

"Nice try, shitlips. Too bad Jackie Wilson sings that song."

Shitlips by Colinito October 20, 2006

shitlib 

Shitlibs are self-serving rich elite politicians who are subscribers of neoliberal economics and governance. The support more deregulation for big business and corporations, but more regulation and inceased taxes for smaller businesses and workers. They support outsourcing, illegal immigrant labor, lower wages, more free trade and privatization (when it benefits them). They often lie about their support of egalitarian and socially liberal ideas but never really enact them. They are often side with tech and media corporations and receive donations from them regularly. They also support more war and interventionism abroad.

Most in the Democratic Party of the United States are full of self-serving shitlibs.

shitlib by DPSTTMPST August 15, 2021