shitkakke

When you're at work and people keep stopping by to drop off more shit for you to do. It just keeps coming and you can't dig out.
Much like bukkake but you're buried in work instead

You: Hey hun, how was your day?
Her: I got shitkakked today, everybody needed something and it just wouldn't stop.
You: Well, that's a hell of a story, now make me a sammich!

by worked2death May 27, 2011

Shitkakke

When someone partakes in sexual activity where it involves one sub an usually multiple doms who stand above the sub and then defecates onto the sub. Once all the dominants have finished the sub then rolls around it the faeces for sexual pleasure

Donna "Oh hello there, would you like to participate in Shitkakke?" Dancer "Why yes I would!" Donna "Well please lower your faecal matter onto my face post haste!"

by shartsaway May 8, 2017

Matthew Shitaker

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Shittakee

A word that describes an urgent, out of nowhere, unannounced, duece attack.

"I was right in the middle of a board meeting when I had to take a Shittakee."

"Man I hope Jim is ok, he had to take a Shittakee."

by tdub05 July 11, 2009

Shithawked

The origins of this term come from Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian television show. Shithawked is a verb meaning you got completely blackout, coma drunk last night and maybe even wound up in the hospital.

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"

--Another use of the term shithawked--

by bunny f December 9, 2010

shitcake

Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.

When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.

Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.

As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....

by osibisa November 16, 2007

shitake

1) a japanese mushroom
2) used by little children, too scared to actually say shit

1) mmm we're having shitake soup tonight!
2) oh my god! shitake, you scared me!

by jengabenga January 22, 2009