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shitpacker 

A homosexual male.

Could possibly be used for a heterosexual male who likes to dish out anal action.
Anton and his boyfriend are leaving for spain. Fred asks them "Wow guys how can you afford to sleep in when you have a plain to catch in 2 hours? Don't you have any packing to do?"

Anton and his boyfriend answer: "No that's okay, we totally packed our shit last night."

And that's that (true story!).
shitpacker by Fred Finkle May 25, 2004
Words you can keep

Shitpacker 

noun A
- male who enjoys shoving his package into the anus of the same sex.
- someone who is naturally an imbecile
"Screw you, you shitpacker.."
Shitpacker by cr September 19, 2003

Shitpacker 

When a man jumps off the bed, perfectly landing his dick in another mans anus, who is laying face down on the floor. It is said to pack your shit so tightly, your poop comes out as hard as a diamond.
Have you packed your shit together for our vacation?

Yea, I'm a real shitpacker.
Shitpacker by LittleCreek853 November 20, 2016

Shitfuckery 

1. An extreme degree of nonsense, especially when coming from an authoritative figure.

2. Bullshit
I can't deal with this bureaucratic shitfuckery anymore.
Shitfuckery by Skip Residue July 23, 2010

Shitwhacker 

An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.
"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."
Shitwhacker by K. Washington July 25, 2016

Shitfuckery 

A word that is widely used by the juice media when explaining government ads honestly.
No, this isn’t a dystopian sci-fi flick, that is the result of four cancerous decades of neoliberal shitfuckery.

buttersnap shitfuckery 

The intransigent nature of sodomite psychology.

The unwillingness of a person to consider anything
which is not in accord with their raison d'être.
A fuctard can be a person who has buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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