Shirtkakke
when the lotion bottle or soap dispenser is clogged and instead of getting it in your hand its gets all over your shirt.
Shirtkakke by Schmutz1g August 25, 2022
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When you're at work and people keep stopping by to drop off more shit for you to do. It just keeps coming and you can't dig out.
Much like bukkake but you're buried in work instead
Much like bukkake but you're buried in work instead
You: Hey hun, how was your day?
Her: I got shitkakked today, everybody needed something and it just wouldn't stop.
You: Well, that's a hell of a story, now make me a sammich!
Her: I got shitkakked today, everybody needed something and it just wouldn't stop.
You: Well, that's a hell of a story, now make me a sammich!
shitkakke by worked2death May 27, 2011
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Shitkakke
When someone partakes in sexual activity where it involves one sub an usually multiple doms who stand above the sub and then defecates onto the sub. Once all the dominants have finished the sub then rolls around it the faeces for sexual pleasure
Donna "Oh hello there, would you like to participate in Shitkakke?" Dancer "Why yes I would!" Donna "Well please lower your faecal matter onto my face post haste!"
Shitkakke by shartsaway May 8, 2017
Shartkakke
Like a standard Bukkake
But with poo particles instead of semen
The reciever is farted on point blank range by a large group of people after they have consumed extrememly volatile gas producing foods. It then amplified with an enema, laxatives or both to give desired effect, the reciever cops a large amount of sharticles/fecal matter to the face.
Pronounced Shart-Kark-E
But with poo particles instead of semen
The reciever is farted on point blank range by a large group of people after they have consumed extrememly volatile gas producing foods. It then amplified with an enema, laxatives or both to give desired effect, the reciever cops a large amount of sharticles/fecal matter to the face.
Pronounced Shart-Kark-E
Dude I went to a party the other night and they had a huge platter of beans, garlic and onions filled with laxatives. The hosts of the party then placed me in the middle of a circle and proceded to shove an enema up their asses and shat all over me!!
Me - You were in the middle of Shartkakke party!!
Me - You were in the middle of Shartkakke party!!
Shartkakke by Roboroach69 August 6, 2022