shitbaked

(adj) Terrified. Newfoundland slang.

When I saw that rock comin' at me, I was shitbaked, my son!

by Heptune May 14, 2005

shitbaked

Newfy term for scared shitless

you know you are "shitbaked",when the cops pull you over with open bottles of beer in the car and a dozen in your belly :(

by Molson Canadian February 5, 2010

shitbaked

when you are so pissed of that you just feel absolutely shitbaked

Dude, last night my girlfriend pissed me off so much i shitbaked.

Dude 2, OMG! seriously

by dashstick July 4, 2009

shitfacedbook

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.

Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."

by stacks121 December 9, 2008

Matthew Shitaker

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

shitfaced

To be really, really drunk

"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."

by westside December 30, 2004

Shittakee

A word that describes an urgent, out of nowhere, unannounced, duece attack.

"I was right in the middle of a board meeting when I had to take a Shittakee."

"Man I hope Jim is ok, he had to take a Shittakee."

by tdub05 July 11, 2009