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The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.

If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.

shitkicked by devastated in n.c. July 20, 2005

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shitrocked

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

shitrocked by Romanick October 16, 2007

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Shit Kicked

Meaning to get brutally beaten, or beaten up.

"hah, did you see that guy on the news?"
"lmao yeah, that other dude totally shit kicked him."

Shit Kicked by Sandra 34 January 5, 2009

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shitdickery

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole

Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.

shitdickery by J. Infantine July 31, 2008

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shitkicker

1. A farmer

2. (pl.)A pair of heavy boots.

I had to scrape off my shitkickers before I walked into the house.

shitkicker by tradesman April 3, 2003

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shit kicked in

Getting beat the fuck up by one or more. Properly getting your ass handed to you in a very painful way.

Adam was being a douche and got his shit kicked in the other night.

Hey Larry, I hear you got your shit kicked in for being a racist?

shit kicked in by jonasthegreat July 30, 2006

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Asshole Shitkick

kicking one directly in the asshole stunning the asshole loosening it and shit is released

oh i totally just Asshole Shitkicked john yesterday, it was fucking gross

I Asshole Shitkicked the fire mage and it was super effective

Asshole Shitkick by i love to asshole shitkick September 11, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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