[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - The force or power that controls one's good-shit and bad-shit life experiences... Usually controlled by the tongue and associated more so with bad-shit experiences. Related to Shit-Magnet

My day has been continually going from bad to worse...! I feel like a Shit-Magnet...! My Shitmatism must be out of wack...?

[Shitmatism] by Chrisso. Australia August 4, 2009

[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - Ability to cause a trance like state when talking absolute bullshit to someone...!

"You should have heard that guy over there...! He was so convincing with his verbal bullshit, the woman he is talking to is in a complete state of Shitmatism...!

[Shitmatism] by Chrisso.Australia August 5, 2009

Shititism 

1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.

Why do you always treat Owen worse than the other salespeople. That is shititism.

Shititism by jwill25 February 24, 2010

shimaism

A doctrine that suggests being there for one another in ups and downs. Followers of Shimaism usually get together at nights and stay up until dawn. They tend to talk, watch short comedy episodes and eat yogurt mixed with cucumber. Chips dipped into this special mixed yogurt are also of great popularity amongst Shimaists.

The term is sometimes used in association with the type of tasks done.

Examples:
This night is a Shimatic night.
Don't you worry. She is a Shima, she'll take care of it all.
He turned into a Shimaism.

shimaism by dastambouyi February 23, 2014

Sigmatism 

The alpha male in a sexual relationship.

I have a sigmatism

Sigmatism by Whyjustwhy213214 January 13, 2024

Shitstism

Part of speech: Noun (mostly) / sometimes adjective
Definition:
The state or act of being an utterly idiotic, frustrating, or infuriating little shit.
(Adj.) Describing someone who is behaving in an overwhelmingly stupid, chaotic, or aggravating way.

“Dude, that was pure shitstism—why would you even try that?”

"Look at this little shitstism in all it's glory."

Shitstism by ViktorGraves December 18, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020