shit-hawk

a seagull because they shit on everything and will fuck you around a fair bit

lets go down to the beach and blow away some shit-hawks with our rifles

by greasy d December 05, 2007

Shit Hawk

A term used frequently by Mr. Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys. Usually used to instill fear in the boys, mainly Bubbles.

Lahey: I'm watching you boys, like a Shit Hawk. A Shit Hawk.

Bubbles: Julian, what's a Shit Hawk?!

Julian: Don't worry about him. He's just drunk.

by WHIZ WIT December 08, 2009

Shit-Hawk

1. One of numerous 'shit analogies' by Mr. Jim Lahey; supervisor of Sunnyvale trailer park.

2. A second-generation Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am of poor condition.

Ex. 1: "I'm watching you, boys..like a shit hawk."
Ex. 2: "Yea, this is my '81 Trans-Am...it's a shit-hawk, ain't it?"

by ShytHawk01 May 30, 2006

shit hawk

a big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you and carries you away back to its big shitty nest.

im not afraid of no fucking shit hawks

by olliver clothsoff January 03, 2009

shit hawk

a stupid, dumbass, fucking bird, that likes 2 shit everywhere. also known as, a seagull.

*that damn shit hawk!! crapped all over the new truck!!!
*im gunna kill that shithawk!!
*mommy! mommy!! the shithawk bit me!!

by me November 20, 2003

shit hawk

a seagull, so named because they are everywhere, crapping on your car and occasionally your person

"Keep your fly done up or a shit hawk will get you!!!" said Mom, as she lay on her deathbed dying of testicular cancer.

by ArmyDave October 24, 2006

shit hawk

a big shitty bird that flies around and poops on you, commonly found on the St Mary's College of Maryland Jeffrey William Bennett campus.

Dude One: Dude, did you see that fucking shit hawk?
Dude Two: No man, it shit on me before I saw it.

by cjwizzle September 17, 2011