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shit-hawk 

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a seagull because they shit on everything and will fuck you around a fair bit
lets go down to the beach and blow away some shit-hawks with our rifles
shit-hawk by greasy d December 31, 2007
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Shit-Hawk 

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The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."
Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"

Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"

(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
Shit-Hawk by Placentapede March 27, 2010
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Shit Hawk 

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A term used frequently by Mr. Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys. Usually used to instill fear in the boys, mainly Bubbles.
Lahey: I'm watching you boys, like a Shit Hawk. A Shit Hawk.

Bubbles: Julian, what's a Shit Hawk?!

Julian: Don't worry about him. He's just drunk.
Shit Hawk by WHIZ WIT December 8, 2009
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shit hawk 

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a big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you and carries you away back to its big shitty nest.
im not afraid of no fucking shit hawks
shit hawk by olliver clothsoff January 3, 2009
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shit hawk 

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a stupid, dumbass, fucking bird, that likes 2 shit everywhere. also known as, a seagull.
*that damn shit hawk!! crapped all over the new truck!!!
*im gunna kill that shithawk!!
*mommy! mommy!! the shithawk bit me!!
shit hawk by me November 19, 2003
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shit hawk 

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a seagull, so named because they are everywhere, crapping on your car and occasionally your person
"Keep your fly done up or a shit hawk will get you!!!" said Mom, as she lay on her deathbed dying of testicular cancer.
shit hawk by ArmyDave October 25, 2006
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trucker's tan 

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin 

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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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