"Man, the Sarge came in last night and gave Williams both barrels of the shit shotgun for fucking up"
by ArmyDave September 24, 2006
John - Hey, want to get a bite to eat?
Barry - No thanks, I ran into Mary and had breakfast at the "Y"
Barry - No thanks, I ran into Mary and had breakfast at the "Y"
by ArmyDave September 24, 2006
A sexual act, usually performed between 2 males. The guys link their assholes together as close as they can. The one guy then shits directly into the asshole of the other guy. It's fucking gross and these 2 guys, Jeff W. and Brian K. claim they did it. I then shot them both.
"Hey Jeff, what do you want to do tonight? Anal, Oral, Necro???" asked Brian in a voice too homo for words.
"Naw, let's have a good old fashioned "Shit Swap" replied Jeff, his beedy pig-like eyes twinkling
"A shit swap?!!!?? I'll grab the plastic sheets and the laxative!!!!" exclaimed Brian, in a fake manly voice.
"Naw, let's have a good old fashioned "Shit Swap" replied Jeff, his beedy pig-like eyes twinkling
"A shit swap?!!!?? I'll grab the plastic sheets and the laxative!!!!" exclaimed Brian, in a fake manly voice.
by ArmyDave October 01, 2006
A pro wrestling tag team, usually consisting of Devon and Bubba. Another prominent Dudley is Little Spike. To date, the Dudelys I know of are the three already mentioned, Sign Guy Dudley, Big Dick Dudley, Dances with Dudley, Dudley Dudley, T.W Dudley and Chubby Dudley.
by ArmyDave October 01, 2006
When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.
by ArmyDave January 08, 2007
1. "All right Barney, when I spread this goat's ass and say go, you just give 'er!!!!!"
2. ... so then he says it's touching cloth and I says give 'er lad, no one'll know it was you......
2. ... so then he says it's touching cloth and I says give 'er lad, no one'll know it was you......
by ArmyDave September 25, 2006
A common ploy used in the army to amuse the troops during inspection. The N.C.O will pick up a soldier's boots and ask him what he is doing with airborn boots. Confused, the young troop will stammer that they were issued to him/he does'nt know/he thought they were regular boots. The N.C.O will then show why they are airborn boots and proceed to throw them violently out the window/doorway/tentflap. While doing so, the N.C.O will say "See, they're fucking Air Born Boots, ya scroate!!!!
Hey, what are you doing with these fucken airborn boots, you fucken scroate?? Want to know why they're airborn boots???" **throws boots into the air** "Because they're fucking Air Born!!!"""
by ArmyDave October 01, 2006