me's definitions

Bassoon

The world's coolest instrument. Sounds like a dying duck fart, unless you know how to play. Which I do, so boo-yah. Also, as I've been told many many many many times, it looks like a bong. OK, I get it, move on with your life already.

Random Guy: Hehe... did you know your instrument looks like a bong?

Me: yes, the past 5 people to walk past have said that. But that still doesn't mean you can put drugs in it, you disrespectful bassoon killer.

by Me April 20, 2005

zombiesour

the essence of pure and uninterrupted beauty, like the meadows of heaven.

i am soooooo hot and have cute sexy eyes

by me March 15, 2004

alphabet

the way in which the letters are orginised every letter has its own definition on this site Check it out:a b c d e f g h i j klmnopqrstuvwxyz

let's sing the alphabet song

by me May 13, 2005

F-P-D

Fattty Pimpin Daddy

F-P-D is cool

by me August 3, 2003

negress

a female black not offencive

That negress has a very nice car!

by me April 22, 2005

lolol

duh u tards^^^. its laugh out loud online. its dumb but holy crap u ppl are dumb, w00t !

me:i killed ur mom
nerd loser:lolol

by me March 22, 2005

scituates finest

scituate is so immature-fighting over which stds what 9 year old has.

urban dictionary.com and scituates finest is the new gossip among scituate-how amusing. NOT

by me January 25, 2005