me's definitions

split ya wig

v. To cause someone grievous cranial harm

"Yo that foo be stuntin on dis block...Im'onna grip my steel and SPLIT that homie's wig"

by me April 3, 2004

candy flipper

One who rolls on ecstasy and then drops acid right after.

She is a candy flipper.

by Me May 3, 2004

Smacktard

1. An idiot, online or offline. The kind of person with such high hopes for the future you wouldn't be suprised seeing them smacking a retard on the street one day.
2. Someone who actually goes around smacking retards.

The smacktard team shot me in the head spamming the phrase "I pwned j00!!!111"

Three smacktards were arrested for assault.

by Me July 6, 2003

frikken

see foxlove

by me October 14, 2003

Parrot

Placing your penis on another person's shoulder, resembling a pirate's bird.

"Dude, I can't believe you just parroted me."

by Me February 18, 2004

Survivor

(n.) TV reality show that first aired in the summer of 2000. Has gay contestants/winners such as Richard Hatch. Obviously this show isn't getting as much attention anymore now that it's on its 5th or 6th season. Only rich golf playing fur coat wearing losers care about it now.

Survivor used to be good, now it sucks.

by Me September 28, 2003

hyperboler

The same thing as an exaggerator. Yup.

He told me how fast his new PC was, but it was slower than my Mac. What a hyperboler.

by Me July 12, 2003