me's definitions

mormon

Mormons are the only true religion. Our church's foundation is on Jesus christ, familys, forgivness, and eternal life! The book of mormon...thats not just somemade up book, in the restore gosepel, another testament of Jesue Christ. I am mormon and im ridiculed for my religion ALL THE TIME, but the people who ridicule me only do it because they HEARD THATS WHAT WE BELIEVE OR SOMEONE TOLD THEM THATS WHAT WE BELIEVE...well guess what? it isnt true!!,and say all this stuff like we think we can become our own gods , and joseph smith, commited sexual crimes w/ teenagers?!
I dont know where u got that information from, but your be lied to!!

The truest of the true religions!

by me March 26, 2005

ski

When a girl gives to guys a handjob at once with both of her hands.

"She skiid us both last night"

by Me April 17, 2004

bored

word kids use to describe themselves when they are trying to lead up to a dirty question

Hey I am bored, what about you?

by me January 17, 2005

cannibal corpse

4 words. From Skin to Liquid.

Cannibal Corpse has an insane amount of talent and has really dreary sounding slow shit that kicks major quantities of ass.

by Me February 5, 2005

speiss

To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.

"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"

by me May 13, 2005

smoke scrump dew

v. 1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.

Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!

by Me March 24, 2005

Wedgie

When one's underwear rides up their butt, usually resulting in a skidmark.

I sniffed her panties after she had a wedgie, they smelled great!!!

by me September 19, 2003