me's definitions

Klondike Bar

You guess ;)

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

by Me June 24, 2003

Fruit Punch Special

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.

My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!

by me October 19, 2004

horny

wanting/needing ass really badly; wanting sex desperately

i haven't gotten any in 2 hours and i'm already so horny

by me March 23, 2003

fuckwit

1. A chav
2. A language based on "text speak" spoken by those with very limited intelligence (usually chavs)

1. Any burberry wearing individual with an attitude problem.
2. To speak fuckwit, e.g "cn u spk fukwit"

by Me April 1, 2005

DogPound

where your dad met your mom
also a group of asian girls that look like dogs

Your mom is so ugly, your dad met her at the dogpound.

by me February 27, 2003

skeez-donkey

A skeezer who is proficient in cock-gobbling and cum-guzzling. Must also be fat and ugly.

Check out that skeez-donkey, i'm sure she can suck a fatty.

by Me April 11, 2005

leggies

Them long things that stick out of your torso at odd angles, especially during sexual activities.

while being nailed, one of her leggies was over his shoulder, and the other was wrapped around his hot sweaty body.

by me December 22, 2003