When you are so constipated that you have no choice but to get into the Shithawking position on the toilet to release the massive load of poop that's stuck.
by XxGypsyEyesxX August 26, 2017
The origins of this term come from Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian television show. Shithawked is a verb meaning you got completely blackout, coma drunk last night and maybe even wound up in the hospital.
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"
--Another use of the term shithawked--
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"
--Another use of the term shithawked--
by bunny f December 08, 2010
According to Bubbles, an expert on the subject of shithawks:
"... somekind of shitty bird that flies around and drops poop onto you..."
"... somekind of shitty bird that flies around and drops poop onto you..."
I'm watching you like a shithawk
by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003
by Fianna sidhe October 04, 2003
I'm watching you... Like a shithawk
by the shitapillar November 16, 2010
someone who comes to a party or to hang out with nothing to offer, acting like everyone owes him something. this is often accompanied by attempts to make you feel guilty and/or intimidated. they never will pay you back nor will they ever accept the fact that they are a SHITHAWK.
shithawks can often be seen bumming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more.
a group of shithawks is known as a shitstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.
shithawks can often be seen bumming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more.
a group of shithawks is known as a shitstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.
Guy 1: "hey who took my last beer?"
Guy 2: " think it was that shithawk over there!"
Guy 1: "isn't it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere"
Guy 2: "yeah man, he's a total shithawk!"
Guy 1: "oh shit! i think i see a shitstorm coming!"
Guy 2: "shit! hide the liquor!"
Shithawk: "hey man do you have a smoke? i'll pay you back when i get a pack (never)"
Guy 1: "yeah right shithawk."
Guy 2: " think it was that shithawk over there!"
Guy 1: "isn't it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere"
Guy 2: "yeah man, he's a total shithawk!"
Guy 1: "oh shit! i think i see a shitstorm coming!"
Guy 2: "shit! hide the liquor!"
Shithawk: "hey man do you have a smoke? i'll pay you back when i get a pack (never)"
Guy 1: "yeah right shithawk."
by Shithunter March 29, 2010
by PurpleNiggaDrank69 December 10, 2013