Shit-Hawk 

1. One of numerous 'shit analogies' by Mr. Jim Lahey; supervisor of Sunnyvale trailer park.

2. A second-generation Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am of poor condition.

Ex. 1: "I'm watching you, boys..like a shit hawk."
Ex. 2: "Yea, this is my '81 Trans-Am...it's a shit-hawk, ain't it?"

Shit-Hawk by ShytHawk01 June 1, 2006

shit-hawk 

a seagull because they shit on everything and will fuck you around a fair bit

lets go down to the beach and blow away some shit-hawks with our rifles

shit-hawk by greasy d December 31, 2007

Shit-Hawk 

The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."

Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"

Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"

(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)

Shit-Hawk by Placentapede March 27, 2010

Shit Hawk 

A term used frequently by Mr. Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys. Usually used to instill fear in the boys, mainly Bubbles.

Lahey: I'm watching you boys, like a Shit Hawk. A Shit Hawk.

Bubbles: Julian, what's a Shit Hawk?!

Julian: Don't worry about him. He's just drunk.

Shit Hawk by WHIZ WIT December 8, 2009

shit hawk 

a big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you and carries you away back to its big shitty nest.

im not afraid of no fucking shit hawks

shit hawk by olliver clothsoff January 3, 2009

shit hawk 

a stupid, dumbass, fucking bird, that likes 2 shit everywhere. also known as, a seagull.

*that damn shit hawk!! crapped all over the new truck!!!
*im gunna kill that shithawk!!
*mommy! mommy!! the shithawk bit me!!

shit hawk by me November 19, 2003

shit hawk 

a seagull, so named because they are everywhere, crapping on your car and occasionally your person

"Keep your fly done up or a shit hawk will get you!!!" said Mom, as she lay on her deathbed dying of testicular cancer.

shit hawk by ArmyDave October 25, 2006