shithawk

According to Bubbles, an expert on the subject of shithawks:

"... somekind of shitty bird that flies around and drops poop onto you..."

I'm watching you like a shithawk

by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

"I am watching you Julian.... like a shithawk"

by Fianna sidhe October 04, 2003

A species of bird who has a prediliction for shitting on people's heads. Usually either a seagull or a pigeon.

As soon as you pull out a picnic the shithawks arrive!

First that big shithawk grabbed your hotdog and for thanks it pooped on your head! LOL

by wetcoastbirdman February 15, 2010

An individual who swarms you, and will not leave you alone. Constant pestering from individual leaves them to be guilty of the act, 'shithawking'.

"Dude, she was shithawkin' me all night, I couldn't get away from her."

by DwheelerJ October 24, 2006

hey man look out, it's a bunch of shithawks

by Nowar August 12, 2003

Any person or thing that’s attracted to shit or shitty situation.

Tabloid journalists are shithawks, as are lawyers.

by Elliott April 17, 2005

Describes a bird, usually in the state of flying overhead, that is likely to shit on you, especially a seagull or pigeon.

God damnit, a flock of shithawks at 12 o'clock. Quick give me the shotgun and some birdshot!

by anonymous January 01, 2004