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shit on my cheese 

When someone shits on some cheese which belongs to me they 'shit on my cheese'. I dont know, kids these days...
Hey Ursula, come over here and shit on my cheese.
shit on my cheese by Sam March 16, 2005

Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce

Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!
When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".

Cheesed yo shit! 

Cheesin yo shit is an idiom for ripping a cheesy shart.
"There were tacos at my grandmas funeral and I absoluly CHEESED everywhere dawg"

"Well I'll be Julian, you cheesed yo shit!"

Oh shit, I just cheesed 

An exclamation used when cheese gets thrown into the mix during sexual intercourse.
Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.

shirtcheese 

baked as fuck, cutting medium cheddar cheese with a butter knife. cheese flies off and lands on your shirt. you proceed to eat the cheese. and smile.
"Do you want some shirtcheese?"
"Oh, that'd be lovely!"
shirtcheese by The HIGH mo October 11, 2011

Shitcheese Mcgee 

What you feel like after a night of heavy drinking and eating too much pizza
"Hey man you don't look so good everything ok?

"Nah man I pounded 16 Naturdays and smashed a whole pepperoni pizza before I slumped on the couch. I feel like Shitcheese Mcgee.
Shitcheese Mcgee by norvilemikey December 10, 2019