Sam's definitions

bearded clam

yeah it's a vag.

i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.

Um, I stuck her in the bearded clam. And it felt good.

by sam November 3, 2004

shit on my cheese

When someone shits on some cheese which belongs to me they 'shit on my cheese'. I dont know, kids these days...

Hey Ursula, come over here and shit on my cheese.

by Sam March 16, 2005

cock master

realy stupid and not doing what you expect it would

this computer is such a cock master

by sam November 5, 2003

404

Verb - to not work right. From internet explorer error message.

I can't get there, the site's 404ing again

by Sam January 17, 2004

Lactate

a form of birth control

Lets have sex! Im on lactate

by Sam May 13, 2005

giddy

my brother when he is stoned

dude, i am feeling giddy

by sam June 23, 2004

kmao

kick my ass off. pioneered by rob. thought he was writing lmao. spazmo

Person 1: 'Something witty'
Rob: kmao

by Sam February 25, 2005