Sam's definitions

Evil Pete

Evil Pete is "not just misunderstood". A complete manwhore who likes to get too involved with certain women, leaving him emotionally retarted and continually mooing like a woman would do.

No-one makes more mooing noises than Evil Pete

I wouldn't touch her, even with Evil Pete's

by Sam March 10, 2003

Upchurch

one who loves to fuck girls that are either young and stupid or old and fat

Damn dude, that chick is so fat upchurch wouldn't even fuck her

by Sam September 28, 2003

real world

a reality show that isnt literally scripted, but it basically is because they stick a gay person, a homophobe, an alcoholic, a christian, and a bitch in it. see lame

the real world sucks major penis

by sam June 7, 2004

poopsniffer

A poopsniffer is a person who likes to go around sticking their noses into other people's less than favorable circumstances.

Dude, you know I'm going through a divorce. No, you can't do my wife. You are such a poopsniffer.

by Sam June 9, 2003

Walshey

An outburst of pent up anger and aggression, esp. involving football.
Origin, related to unknown football fan (supporter of Nottingham Forest?)

Striker misses gilt edged opportunity, Fan A smashes his chair in frustration
Fan B: "Don't have a Walshey!"

by Sam January 19, 2004

Thriller

The Best song/music video ever. from Michael Jacksons album by the same title. Everyone loves Thriller.

1)Jimmy: Did you learn Thriller in your 'Dance like Michael Jackson' class?
Sam: Heck yea!

2) Zach: why do you like Michael Jackson?
Sam: he made Thriller!

by sam September 23, 2005

the orange game

Without exception or a shadow of a doubt, the most annoying thing to be invented in the history of the world.

Hey, I'm an annoying cunt. Yay for the orange game!

Hey, like all the most annoying people, I like the orange game.

Let's play the orange game! Have you got any KY?

by Sam March 10, 2003