Sam's definitions

galvanise

A fuckin awesum song by the chemical brotherz.

fuc galvanise is a wicked song

by Sam January 10, 2005

jorbs

Red Neck talk for Jobs, can be used in a sentence to form a derrogatory statement.

"They took our Jorbs"

by Sam January 30, 2005

Heffalump

A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.

A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.

That heffalump simply can't play Jenga what what.

by Sam May 30, 2004

rek ed

some1 that gets wasted off any substance

you rek ed

by sam October 15, 2003

Metallica

One of the most influential and popular heavy metal groups of all time.

Metallica are the kings of heavy metal.

by Sam May 13, 2005

crunk

a curse word coined by Conan O'brien that would not be bleeped out

by sam May 2, 2003

chode burglar

Verb; The act of shoving an object in the general direction of a seated persons chode causing a painful sensation.

That fucking hurts you chode burglar.

by Sam April 23, 2005