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Shifting logs 

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.
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shitillion 

An inexact but mind-blowingly large number, somewhere between a centillion and a googolplex. If every atom in the observable universe were replaced by a universe the size of the observable universe, and then every atom in the resulting universe were replaced by a universe the size of the observable universe, the number of atoms in that resulting universe would be dwarfed by a shitillion. Not a term to be used lightly.
I could list a shitillion reasons why I haven't seen the Battlefield Earth movie.
shitillion by Honky '98 February 27, 2012

Shitification 

the act of shitify

the act of turning something ugly
The shitification of that house is destroying the neighborhood.

The paint job and body modification was a shitification of a classic mustang.
Shitification by Bren36 August 28, 2009

red shirting 

To keep a girl/guy on the side to have sexual intercourse later, because she is not eligible to play for whatever reason . Usually, because she/he is underage by a few months.

Sort of like a red shirt in sports.

Also spelled RedShirting, Red Shirtin, or RedShirtin
"Tyga is red shirting Kylie until she turns 18"- an interview with Charelamge on VLAD TV about the subject
red shirting by subZOOM February 4, 2015

Shifting 

"I wanna go to Hogwarts for real"
"Try Shifting"
Shifting by mrmalfoyswifey September 28, 2020

shitimage 

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.
"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."
shitimage by nachismo September 11, 2013