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a period of time spent sitting on the toilet texting, after you've finished your dump.
Go away! I'm enjoying my shiatus
by Flash!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 29, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Combination of the words 'shit' and 'hiatus'.
I was so constipated, it felt as if my arse had gone on a 'shiatus'
by Doostick September 29, 2019
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Combination of the words 'shit' and 'hiatus'.
I was so constipated, it felt as if my arse had gone on a 'shiatus'
by Doostick September 29, 2019
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