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a period of time spent sitting on the toilet texting, after you've finished your dump.
Go away! I'm enjoying my shiatus
Shiatus by Flash!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh December 1, 2010
Words you can keep
Combination of the words 'shit' and 'hiatus'.
I was so constipated, it felt as if my arse had gone on a 'shiatus'
Shiatus by Doostick September 29, 2019
Combination of the words 'shit' and 'hiatus'.
I was so constipated, it felt as if my arse had gone on a 'shiatus'
Shiatus by Doostick September 29, 2019
Somebody get some Metamucil cause i'm on a shiatus.
shiatus by number.9 May 22, 2024
"hand job"

Originated from massage parlours that advertise as shiatsu parlours
Dude, i just robbed 7-Eleven...shiatsu's on me!
shiatsu by AYI November 12, 2003

shatus update 

Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.
shatus update by spumoni April 22, 2010

Lord Shietus 

Someone who ruins ever thing he touches. Derived from King Midas, the man whose touch would turn anything golden. Lord Shietus however has the touch that makes everything turn to shit. The destroyer of anything good. Friendships, possessions, and everything else can and will be ruined by this guy. Everyone has a Lord Shietus somewhere in there lives.
Lord Shietus turned this party into shit.
Lord Shietus by Cheya Boi August 15, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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