shelfim

The Israeli way of calling a shelf in a shop

Hey Avi, yalla, put that sufganiyah back on teh shelfim!!

by bochera October 9, 2009

shelfing it

To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.

'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'

by Alex Lumb April 23, 2008

SHELFITIS

Shelfitis is the act of looking at or for something but not seeing it. It's when your spouse or child says: "I can't find the peanut butter (or salt or ... any item). Then you look and the peanut butter (or anything else) is in relatively plain sight on the shelf or in the closet. SHELFITIS- you look but do not see!!

Rick and Sam suffered from shelfitis when they looked for the potato chips in the pantry because even though the bag of chips was right there on the shelf they didn't see it and asked mom to find it which, of course, she did.

by MamaOfInvention December 16, 2017

shelfish

concerning the taking of more than your share of shelf space

My roommate is shelfish - she took over all the shelves in the bathroom without regard for my needs.

by BenDover52 October 25, 2009

Shelfield academy

Shelfieldacademy is a shit school in walsall. All of the year 11s smoke a joint in the alley and the roadmen smoke vapes in the toilet. Pe is like military camp and all the teachers are wankers who come from Aldridge

Mom: I think my son will go to shelfield

Mom 2: nah don't go there it's full of chavs and roadmen who will steal your shoes

Shelfield academy is a shithole

by ThePoseiden.1243 December 3, 2019

Shelfing

Shelfing is an activity where people try to fit themselves inside a closet. It is a prerequisite for proper shelfing that the closet is not larger than your body volume plus 0,5 m3.

I saw two gals at the museum who had lots of fun shelfing in an antique closet, with the curator planking on the top of it.

by Saturninus October 31, 2011

Shelfie

A picture or portrait of your bookshelf. Showcasing literature IN ALL IT'S GLORY!
(This term was originally defined by author Rick Riordan).
Not to be confused with selfie .

As you can see, everything in my shelfie is color coordinated.

by chocopath December 17, 2013