Shelfify

The act of turning an object or person into a shelf.

Oh my god Jon turned Sam into a shelf. He was shelfified.

No please don't shelfify me.

Shelfify by LABOhio April 18, 2022

Selfify 

1. The initiation of a group self portrait.

2. When one's mind is set in constant selfie mode; often involving friends and strangers alike in the general vicinity.

"Alright y'all, let's selfify!"
"It's time to selfify!"
"Y'all better selfify!"

Selfify by Timmy Timsters February 2, 2020