shelfield 

Shelfield is a small town on walsall where pretty much everyone is a fucking cunt wearing adidas.Most of the girls in this town are fucking broke goes that lose there virginity in there primary schools. All of the boys are fucking twats with a retarded hair cut that think there here. Most people that live here live in a shit neighbourhood. Every parson 12+ Probabely smells like tobacco or weed.

" Bruh don't go to shelfield everyones a twat that bites there lip on musically and uses every filter on snapchat "

shelfield by WeedSmokingHoe April 10, 2017

Shelfield academy 

Shelfieldacademy is a shit school in walsall. All of the year 11s smoke a joint in the alley and the roadmen smoke vapes in the toilet. Pe is like military camp and all the teachers are wankers who come from Aldridge

Mom: I think my son will go to shelfield

Mom 2: nah don't go there it's full of chavs and roadmen who will steal your shoes

Shelfield academy is a shithole

Shelfield academy by ThePoseiden.1243 December 3, 2019

shelfield academy 

a shitty school where students never stop moaning about teachers, the toilets are a shithole . never get away with anything and can not have any fun without getting sent to mrs garcia

shelfield academy is a shithole where year 8,9 and 10 girls smoke a joint in cornies

shelfield academy by caitlin3011 August 26, 2019

Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy

Full of hypocritical pricks who think they're hard as shit, their SENCO is absolutely shocking, and people who are from Blakenall starts shagging their cousin in the disabled green toilets, and those whos parents make more than 50k a year, youll fit in with the snobby group of kids in year 10. If people actually want to come here, make sure you arent gay, trans, autistic/disabled, because you'll end up hanging yourself with a noose. Teachers obviously take sides with the popular kids and Mr Riley's bald head is a national treasure.

"Don't take your kid to Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy, you'll regret it."

Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy by LithiumSnortium June 1, 2023

Sheffield Slammer 

The act of punching ones cervix.

Hey baby do you want a sheffield slammer?

Sheffield Slammer by Marissa Manfredi+Ricky Tomori October 21, 2008

Selfiend 

Selfiend is a person who constantly posts selfies (self portraits) of him or herself on social media like Facebook and Instagram. The person does it to an extent that may cause resentment in other social media users, such as the person's facebook friends. Not to be confused with selfriend.

She's such a selfiend! I had to stop following her on facebook, my news feed only consisted of her selfies.

Selfiend by Instagrannies January 26, 2014

sheffield 

God's City, pure and simple

If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sheffield

sheffield by Sheffieldian July 12, 2006