In an act of pure shelfishness, panicked people grabbed every available roll of toilet paper at the store within minutes of its opening.
by my959 March 30, 2020
My roommate is shelfish - she took over all the shelves in the bathroom without regard for my needs.
by BenDover52 October 25, 2009
How da Walrus and Carpenter acted towards da naively-trusting oysters when --- after supposedly inviting dem to merely come along for a sparkling-conversation-filled beach-stroll --- da gluttonous duo ended up heartlessly chowing down on said hapless salt-water bivalves.
Lewis Carroll's famous "seaside shenanigans" poem is a good morals-lesson-teaching essay for young children, since it shows them how wrong it is to be shelfish.
by QuacksO April 25, 2020