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to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.
That stripper's son shelfed my phone!
by clickitdown December 03, 2006
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.
Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!
by queerko January 12, 2014
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When you let a fat guy fuck you doggy, and they have to set their fat stomach on your ass!
Damn, I got shelfed last night, dude was fat as fuck.
by kayteebaybee April 08, 2020
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