shelfed

to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.

That stripper's son shelfed my phone!

by clickitdown December 6, 2006

Shelfed

When you let a fat guy fuck you doggy, and they have to set their fat stomach on your ass!

Damn, I got shelfed last night, dude was fat as fuck.

by kayteebaybee April 8, 2020

shelfed

To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.

Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!

by queerko January 13, 2014

Nut shelled

Rihanna- omg did u see her story on Snapchat

Hannah- yeh bro she’s so nut shelled

Nut shelled/ looking fucked or ugly

by Tehlia April 13, 2019

sheffed

Thrust a knife or other pointed weapon into (someone) so as to wound or kill.

Oh no he sheffed Elliot in the stomach

by Dontwatch May 23, 2016

blue shelled

1. v. when you are playing mario kart and some dick decides to send you a blue shell, which flies towards you and smashes you in a huge explosion. It is extremely frustrating.

2. v. to get fucked over, screwed over, stabbed in the back, owned, ect. However, do not use this meaning unless your friends play mario kart because people will not know what you are talking about and will probably think you're a nerd.

1. I was playing Mario Kart and i got blue shelled, next thing i knew my Wii was in pieces and my wall was dented.

2. that bitch blue shells people for her own enjoyment, backstabs and screws people over

by larkonmygokart January 6, 2010

Shefed

Ecstasy can be swallowed, snorted, injected smoked, or shefed (insertion of pill into the anus) where it is absorbed.

that is why some people shefed. The stomach doesn't eat away at any of it and 100% of it goes right into the system.

by JuicyJ420 January 6, 2009