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to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.
That stripper's son shelfed my phone!
shelfed by clickitdown December 6, 2006
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When you let a fat guy fuck you doggy, and they have to set their fat stomach on your ass!
Damn, I got shelfed last night, dude was fat as fuck.
Shelfed by kayteebaybee April 8, 2020
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To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.
Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!
shelfed by queerko January 13, 2014

Nut shelled

Rihanna- omg did u see her story on Snapchat

Hannah- yeh bro she’s so nut shelled
Nut shelled/ looking fucked or ugly
Nut shelled by Tehlia April 13, 2019
Thrust a knife or other pointed weapon into (someone) so as to wound or kill.
Oh no he sheffed Elliot in the stomach
sheffed by Dontwatch May 23, 2016

blue shelled 

1. v. when you are playing mario kart and some dick decides to send you a blue shell, which flies towards you and smashes you in a huge explosion. It is extremely frustrating.

2. v. to get fucked over, screwed over, stabbed in the back, owned, ect. However, do not use this meaning unless your friends play mario kart because people will not know what you are talking about and will probably think you're a nerd.
1. I was playing Mario Kart and i got blue shelled, next thing i knew my Wii was in pieces and my wall was dented.

2. that bitch blue shells people for her own enjoyment, backstabs and screws people over
blue shelled by larkonmygokart January 6, 2010
Ecstasy can be swallowed, snorted, injected smoked, or shefed (insertion of pill into the anus) where it is absorbed.
that is why some people shefed. The stomach doesn't eat away at any of it and 100% of it goes right into the system.
Shefed by JuicyJ420 January 6, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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