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Thigh-Sheeting 

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse
"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"
Thigh-Sheeting by Gus123 August 5, 2015

Muddy Sheeting 

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.
Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.
Muddy Sheeting by DoubleTT August 15, 2021

Sheeting 

When you share a bed with someone you don't want to have sex with, so you lay on top of the top sheet to prevent contact. When alcohol is involved usually works.
If you don't want to have intimate situations with drunk bed mate. Sheeting usually works.

Fall asleep on a different layer, usually they will give up!
Sheeting by Kurlington May 22, 2018

white sheeting 

Going to an Amish culture and having sex with a woman through a hole in a white sheet for money.
Big H made 300 dollars white sheeting last night!
white sheeting by Teegee1010 December 7, 2015

Top Sheeting 

1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.
The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.
Top Sheeting by LeddedBee August 17, 2019

Sheeting 

When the female is laying on her back, the male takes the undone sheets, wraps his dick in it, and puts all of it inside the female.
I love sheeting my girlfriend because it makes my dick feel like it's in an oven.
Sheeting by lyzamuel January 26, 2015