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A Skeetino Cracker Douche is a white skank of a douche that says "Bato" alot. They can be spotted on the border of Mexico and hunted for there pelts that often smell like mexcian tampon, But beware they have a stinger that can give you AIDS "The African kind" witch is the worst kind, Happy Hunting!
John: Oh Yeah Cleevus I just caught a Skeetino Cracker Douche!

Cleevus: Ahh it smells like a Mexican Tampon!
by Cyris97 December 30, 2011
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