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1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.
The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.
by LeddedBee August 17, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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The act of sleeping ON TOP of a made bed or mattress.
1. I was soo tired last night i just topsheeted.
2.I woke up and made my bed, realising i was still tired so, I topsheeted.
3.My bed is made really well, I'll just topsheet.
4. Topsheeting is how i sleep on hot nights
by Charlie Warley December 30, 2010
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