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Sheeting 

When the female is laying on her back, the male takes the undone sheets, wraps his dick in it, and puts all of it inside the female.
I love sheeting my girlfriend because it makes my dick feel like it's in an oven.
Sheeting by lyzamuel January 26, 2015

sheeting 

A private romantic rendezvous between two males, behind a hanging (usually white) bed sheet.

Usually hung from prison cell doors.

Following the standard prison rules that only the receiver is gay.
He is taking a sheeting from his Project Manager.
sheeting by dan_the_hedge_fund September 22, 2006

Sheeting 

The action of shitting and eating at the same time.
Sara sat on the toilet with her ham and cheese sandwich. 'There's nothing quite like sheeting' she thought to herself as she took a bite of her sandwich and pushed out a little turd. A look of peaceful contemplation crossed her face as she closed her eyes and slowly chewed.
Sheeting by WangmasterFlash September 19, 2024

Sheeting up 

When a cowardly inmate doesn't get their way so they put a sheet up to block the view into their cell. The purpose is to teach the C/O's a lesson but ultimately only hurts the douche bag

inmate who put the sheet up.
Some PC case inmate is sheeting up.
I'm sheeting up, that'll show the C/O's.
PC case has sheeted up again.
Sheeting up by Keith McKalister November 22, 2018

sheeting on the bed. 

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.
William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

Thigh-Sheeting 

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse
"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"
Thigh-Sheeting by Gus123 August 5, 2015
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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