Owners of most of the rendering plants used to make pet food. They are all multi-millionaires, but you wouldn't know it to look at them.
Samuel Stolfutz made over 80 million last year in a deal with Purina. Man... I wish I was Amish!
by Alfie The Horndog January 31, 2008
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A group of religious people who think that shiny things or clothes that are any color other than black and white will get you a one way ticket to hell. They believe that drawing attention to themselves is a sin, yet their very existence causes people to stare at them. Some can have tractors but they can't have rubber tires on them, because God hates tires. Their women have no idea what a razor blade or a tampon is. Electricity is evil.
I saw this Amish chick in the grocery store the other day. She had more hair on her legs than a mountain gorilla and smelled like a beached carp.
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Pennsylvania-Dutch people who wear black clothing, ride horses-and-buggies and believe that electicity is the spawn of Satan.
Amish people are still stuck in the ninteenth century.
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an industrious people that everyone enjoys staring at in dumb, curious silence
The news reporters stared at the Amish all day.
by frigocking October 23, 2005
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A guy who clearly has no taste in phones or girls, he likes to suck big dicks, but he doesn't always get to suck off big dicks.
So are you Amish or are you in the game, you sick twisted lun sucker
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A religion that doesn't bathe or use modern convenience.
What goes clippity-clop, bang-bang, clippity-clop? An Amish drive-by shooting!
by Piznimp October 21, 2003
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