Shampooted

The sound the shampoo bottle makes when you're giving it a squeeze and it lets one rip.

That wasn't me farting, the shampoo shampooted.

Was showering this morning and my head and shoulders shampooted on me, might be running a little low.

by Momotash May 16, 2020

Shampooed

adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.

GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"

by Margot and Bubble May 26, 2009

shampoogled

To get drunk to the point so you have no recollection of the night, well and truly inibreated.

Ahh mate, lets get 'shampoogled' tonight.

by Daniel Burne February 17, 2008

slampooned

When you get slammed (hammered, drunk, ect...), and also get some "poon". The phrase is growing in DMV area universities, and has even been heard in Carolina schools.

Jacob: Who's ready to get SLAMPOONED?
Todd: I'm already slammed, so we just need some poon

by Cct236 October 16, 2015

Shampoosterbate

The act of shampooing your hair while simultaneously master-bating with your other hand.

Last night I only had ten minutes in the shower so I was forced to shampoosterbate to save time.

by JRED33 October 23, 2013

shampoower

Taking a shower and using only shampoo to wash everything.

Typically a result of running late, forgetting to replenish the soap, being too poor to afford a bar of Ivory or just plain being lazy.

Starts with a big gob of shampoo lathered heavily on the domepiece, then just wash it all around down to the feet - BAM - you just took a shampoower you lazy bastard!

Man, I was late for dinner after my workout, so I busted a quick shampoower before I took Rachel to Lefty's for pizza.

by Punkbrad September 3, 2009

Shampoozled

when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".

son of a three-legged bitch, i've been shampoozled!

by A boy named dew January 27, 2008